I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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