Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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