I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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