Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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