I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You need a sexual gate keeper
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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