the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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