So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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