Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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