How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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