i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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