Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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