So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
