how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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