Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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