I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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