angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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