i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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