Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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