I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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