I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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