Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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