Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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