did you get engaged???
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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