It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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