let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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