Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life. http://tfl.nu/vjtl
  Replies (3) Good night (1095) Bad night (1982)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band http://tfl.nu/l50n
  Replies (11) Good night (683) Bad night (1471)
• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.

  (810): View more from Michigan

  I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head. (810): I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again. http://tfl.nu/3d2e
  Replies (17) Good night (3141) Bad night (867)
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal http://tfl.nu/rcec
  Replies (25) Good night (4956) Bad night (1996)
• Favorite

  (802): View more from Vermont

  I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (802): I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover. http://tfl.nu/tbtl
  Replies (10) Good night (5705) Bad night (1693)
• Favorite

  (916): View more from California

  Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (916): Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown. http://tfl.nu/0cdq
  Replies (5) Good night (3495) Bad night (1282)
• Favorite

  (718): View more from New York

  you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (718): you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes http://tfl.nu/46zk
  Replies (9) Good night (733) Bad night (2764)
• Favorite

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (774): i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness" http://tfl.nu/ogi9
  Replies (5) Good night (3024) Bad night (973)
• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out. http://tfl.nu/o96t
  Replies (5) Good night (962) Bad night (3175)
• Favorite

  (204): View more from Manitoba

  I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (204): I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night http://tfl.nu/wncj
  Replies (5) Good night (926) Bad night (2056)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying. http://tfl.nu/5e1o
  Replies (5) Good night (780) Bad night (1253)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery http://tfl.nu/njc1
  Replies (8) Good night (1502) Bad night (652)
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...? http://tfl.nu/zp7y
  Replies (3) Good night (2362) Bad night (785)
• Favorite

  (239): View more from Florida

  Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (239): Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest. http://tfl.nu/uwa9
  Replies (10) Good night (1539) Bad night (574)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King http://tfl.nu/soey
  Replies (2) Good night (388) Bad night (802)

Randomize