so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
19 Movie Extras Reveal What It’s Like To Work With Celebrities
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
These Are 23 Of The Most Uncomfortable Questions You Can Ask
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.