you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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