At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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