dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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