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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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