Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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