escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
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