I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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