he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I skipped work to stalk him.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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