We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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