Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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