I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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