I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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