Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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