I CAN MOONWALK!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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