So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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