I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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