yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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