what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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