I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Randomize
