no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
As shirtless as possible
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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