thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
