You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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