Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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