420 ftw
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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