Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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