Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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