make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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