As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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