Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
