i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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