8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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