these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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