Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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