I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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